Wednesday 22 February 2012

Asus warranty does not protect computers during alien invasions


Asus computers are not protected by its warranty in the event of an invasion by aliens from outer space, it has been revealed.
The unusual clause in the Asus warranty was recently spotted by a number of technology news outlets, suggesting that lawyers might have a sense of humour after all.
It is not clear if this exclusion will affect sales, as no studies have been conducted regarding how many alien abductees are loyal Asus customers.
Asus warranty does not protect computers during alien invasions
It might also be possible that Asus knows more than the rest of us about the possibility of extraterrestrial life.
We wonder if competitors will now start including a similar clause. Of course, trying to get a refund for a zapped computer might be the last thing on our minds when the little green men start landing.